If you like truck commercials, you’ll love Imagine Dragons’ “Eyes Closed.”

When I was 16 and a chronic poster on music Twitter, some Imagine Dragons stans — yes, you read that right — verbally attacked me because I made a snarky joke about how worthless they are. Even though it was probably past their bedtime, that day my casual dislike turned into a full-blown grudge – a grudge that I’m glad the world has now caught up to.

What I didn’t expect was that I would hold on to this salt for another ten years, because this band-that-definitely-doesn’t-sound-like-a-band is still at it. If you’ve heard one Imagine Dragons song, you’ve heard them all, and the same goes for “Eyes Closed” – which is back in the news cycle today as it now includes the J Balvin booster pack.

Like the original, the latest remix sounds like the kind of swag rock that came pre-loaded onto the sound system of the all-new Ford F-150. To his credit, Balvin’s reggaetón flare makes you forget for a moment that you’re driving off-road through the mud, while a babe in cut-off pants hands you a cigarette, or whatever. But when the chorus makes you think of those damn dragons again, you wonder if the Colombian artist showed up at the wrong studio on the day “Eyes Closed” was recorded.

I guess if Maroon 5 can team up with Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, Imagine Dragons would be within their rights to pull a random feature out of left field. Although at least Maroon 5 has the advantage over them since they wrote “Makes Me Wonder”. Until the Imagine Dragons fandom blows up my DMs in a desperate attempt to prove they have their own one-off masterpiece, listen to the new and slightly improved “Eyes Closed” below.